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    Junio
    2012

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    "BE HAPPY"

     1.)"Looking for a wife"= Buscando una esposa

    Fred is 32 years old and he´s 1.) still single. One day a friend asked him, "Why aren´t you married?

    Can´t you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

    Fred 2.) replied, 3.) "Actually, I´ve found a lot of women that I have wanted to marry, but when I 4.) bring

    them home to 5.) meet my parents, my mother doesn´t like them."

    His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I have the perfect solution, 6.) just find a girl who´s 7.) just like

    your mother."

    A few months later they meet again to 8.) have a drink and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl?

    Did your mother like her?"

    With a 9.) frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She is just like my mother.

    You 10.) were right, my mother liked her very much."

    Fred´s friend asked, "Then what´s the problem?"

    Fred answered, "My father doesn´t like her."

     

    Vocabulary

    1. Still single = todavía soltero

    2. Replied = contestó

    3. Actually  = en realidad

    4. Bring  = traer

    5. Meet  = conocer

    6. Just  = simplemente

    7. Just like = igual como

    8. Have a drink  = tomar una copa

    9. Frown = ceño fruncido

    10. Were right  = tenías razón

     

    2.) "The first three years of marriage"

    - In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens

    - In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens

    - In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

     

    Vovabulary

    Marriage  = matrimonio

    Neighbors  = vecinos

     

    3.) A 1.) wealthy man was having an 2.) affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night,

    during one of their 3.) rendezvous, she told him that she was pregnant.

    Not wanting to 4.) ruin his reputation or marriage, he paid her a 5.) large sum of money if she 6.) would go to Italy to have her 7.) child.

     

    If she 8.) stayed in Italy, he 9.) would provide child 10.) support until the child was 18 years old.

    The woman 11.) agreed, but 12.) wondered how he would know when the baby was born.

    To 13.) keep it discrete, he told her to send him a 14.) postcard and write "SPAGHETTI" 15.) on the back. He 16. would arrange to send her the money.

     

    One day, about nine months later, the man came home to his confused wife.

    17.) "Honey", she said, you received a very strange postcard today".

    "Oh, give it to me and I´ll explain later," he said.

    The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, 18.) turned white, and 19.) fainted.

    On the card was written - "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti".

    "Two with 20.) meatballs, one 21.) without."

     

    Vocabulary

    1. Wealthy  = rico

    2. Affair  = lío

    3. rendezvous = encuentro

    4. Ruin = arruinar

    5. Large sum = gran cantidad

    6. Would go = iría

    7. Child = hijo

    8. Stayed = quedaba

    9. Would provide  = proporcionaría

    10. Support = mantención

    11. Agreed = estaba de acuerdo

    12. Wondered = se preguntaba

    13. Keep  = mantenerlo

    14. Postcard  = postal

    15. On the back = en el dorso

    16. Would arrange = se encargaría

    17. Honey  = cariño

    18. Turned = se puso

    19. Fainted  = desmayó

    20. Meatballs  = albóndigas

    21. Without  = sin

     

    4.)Why do 1.) black widow spiders kill their 2.) males after 3.) mating?

    - To stop the 4.) snoring before it starts

    Vocabulary:

    1. Black widow spider = la viuda negra araña

    2. Males  = machos

    3. Mating = apareamiento

    4. Snoring  = ronquido

     

    5.)What did God say after he created man?

    - I can do better = mejor


    6.)What has eight arms and an IQ = (coeficiente de inteligencia) of 60?

    - Four guys = (tíos) watching a football game

     

    7.) 1.) Attending a 2.) wedding for the first time, a little girl 3.) whispered to her mother,

    "Why is the 4.) bride 5.) dressed in white?"

     "Because white is the color of 6.) happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,

    her mother tried to explain, 7.) keeping it simple.

    The child thought about this for a moment and then asked, "So why is the 8.) groom wearing black?

     

    Vocabulary:

    1. Attending  = asistiendo

    2. Wedding = boda

    3. Whispered = susurró

    4. Bride  = novia

    5. Dressed  = vestida

    6. Happiness  = felicidad

    7. Keeping it simple  = no complicarse

    8. Groom  = novio


    8.) A Genie Joke = Un chiste del Genio

    A woman is walking 1.) along the beach when she finds an old oil lamp. She 2.) picks it up and 3.) rubs it: and out comes a Genie.

    The Genie says to the woman, "Thank you for 4.) freeing me from the lamp. I will 5.) grant you three 6.) wishes, but 7.) whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get 8.) twice as much. What is your first wish?"

    The woman says, "I´d like a million dollars in my bank account," please.

    The Genie says, "you now have a million dollars in your account, and your ex-husband now has two million"

    What is your second wish?

    The woman says, "I´ve always wanted a nice car. I´d like a 9.) brand new Jaguar, please."

    Ok, the Genie says. You now have a Jaguar in you garage, and your ex-husband has two new Jaguars.

    "What´s your third wish?, the Genies asks her.

    The woman thought 10.) for a while and then said:

    "I´d like to 11.) remove one of my 12.) kidneys, please"

     

    Vocabulary

    1. Along = por

    2. Picks it up = lo recoge

    3. Rubs = lo frota

    4. Freeing = liberando

    5. Grant = concedo

    6. Wishes = deseos

    7. Whatever = cualquier

    8. Twice as much  = el doble

    9. Brand new = Nuevo flamante

    10.For a while = durante un tiempo

    11.Remove = quitar

    12.Kidneys = riñones

     

     Source = fuente: funnyjokes.com


    Here´s a great song by the Beatles; "All you need is love"

     

     


    Lyrics                                                 Translated by ajm

    Love, Love, Love.                                   Amor, Amor, Amor

    Love, Love, Love.                                      "        "        "

    Love, Love, Love.                                      "        "        "

    There's nothing you can                             No hay nada que puedes

    do that can't be done.                                hacer que no puede ser echo

    Nothing you can sing                                  Nada que puedes cantar

    that can't be sung.                                     que no puede ser cantado

    Nothing you can say but you                       Nada que puedes decir pero tu

    can learn how to play the game.                 puedes aprender como jugar el juego.  

    It's easy.                                                  Es fácil

    Nothing you can make                               Nada que puedes hacer

    that can't be made.                                   que no puede ser echo 

    No one you can save                                 Nadie a quien puedes salvar

    that can't be saved.                                   que no puede ser salvado

    Nothing you can do but you can                  Nada que puedes hacer pero puedes

    learn how to be you in time.                       aprender como ser tu con el tiempo

    It's easy.                                                  Es fácil

    All you need is love.                                  Lo único que necesitas es amor

    All you need is love.                                  "            "           "

    All you need is love, love.                          "            "           " 

    Love is all you need.                                  El amor es todo lo que necesitas

    All you need is love.                                   "                "          "

    All you need is love.

    All you need is love, love.                           "                "          " 

    Love is all you need.

    Nothing you can know                                Nada que puedes saber 

    that isn't known.                                        que no se sabe

    Nothing you can see                                   Nada que puedes ver

    that isn't shown.                                         que no se muestra

    Nowhere you can be that                            En ninguna parte puedes ser que 

    isn't where you're meant to be.                   no es donde se supone que debes estar

    It's easy.                                                  Es fácil 

    All you need is love.

    All you need is love.

    All you need is love, love.

    Love is all you need.

     

    All you need is love (All together, now!)

    All you need is love. (Everybody!)

    All you need is love, love.

    Love is all you need (love is all you need)

    (love is all you need) (love is all you need) 

    (love is all you need) 

    Yesterday (love is all you need)

    (love is all you need) (love is all you need)

    Yee-hai!

    Oh yeah!

    love is all you need, love is all you need,

    love is all you need, love is all you need,

    oh yeah oh hell yea!

    love is all you need 

    love is all you need love is all you need.


     

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